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Be Geeks :: D.N.D.

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Be Geeks - D.N.D.
(Lyrics by Arthur M. M. Parreira and Alain C. Valchera)

Orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc,

See me hack & slashing in dungeon
Looking for the treasure chest
Making my way through minion's death
Rampage is my bloody feast
Wizards to the left of me
And Barbarians to the right
Ain't got no spells, ain't got no scythes
You got Unarmed Strike

Cause I'm D.N.D.! I'm 3.5!
D.N.D.! Just roll the dice!
D.N.D.! I'm a power load
D.N.D.! Wizards of the Coast!

I'm an elf, a dwarf and a mighty halfling
I'm a paragon man
Favored Enemy number one (dragons)
Understand?
So I come to the slaughter
I come to the fight
I blow your doors down
To show you my might!
The munchkin is back in town
So don't make me miss my round

Cause I'm D.N.D.! I'm 3.5!
D.N.D.! Just roll the dice!
D.N.D.! I'm a power load
D.N.D.! Wizards of the Coast!

D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc)
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc)
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc)
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc)
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc), I'm 3.5,
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc), just roll the dice,
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc), I'm a power load,
D.N.D. (orc, orc, orc), Wizards of the Coast!
So, if you guys were thinking that you had seen enough, HERE COMES A NEW ABILITY !!!

Another one of my hobbies, Parody is also one of my favorite kind of musics. I will post here some Lyrics which my homie and I wrote some time ago. When we do things like this, we called ourselves the Be Geeks!

Enjoy the first post: AC(Armor Class) DC(Difficult Class) – D.N.D.

(This lyrics should be read in the rhythm of AC/DC - T.N.T)

This post also is classificed as an Another Geek in the Hall post ; - ]
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